Quotes from Cheatin' Trouble Blues
Grace: I blame Sex and the City for this.
Jack: I hope there's someone cute on the elevator. I'd love a deep, committed relationship for thirty floors or so.
Karen: If my brain could still send signals to my face, you could see the terror in my eyes.
Will: You see? With the touching and the grabbing?
Grace: Yeah, wow. The only way my mother could get my father to do that is if she hid the remote in her track suit.
Marilyn: I went through that myself in the '60s. Burned my bra and everything. Just made me feel hairy and saggy.
Karen: I'm not as young as I used to be... although I am younger than I was ten years ago.
Grace: Does George know that you're having an affair?
Marilyn: No. No. Oh, please don't put it like that. It sounds so tawdry. "Affair."
Grace: Well, how would you put it?
Marilyn: Well, let's see. Um, I'm having a consensual adult relationship with a man who's not my husband. And it's raunchy as hell.
Grace: My mother has a similar relationship with pastrami.
Grace: Is Tim short for Timothy?
Marilyn: Tim's not short for anything.
Grace: You see? And I thought I was being safe there.
Will: Everybody's cheating on everybody. Suddenly my parents are Fleetwood Mac.
Grace: Hey, look, the bar's open, and a homo.
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