Quotes from Went to a Garden Potty
Karen: Honey, I'm gonna stop you right there, otherwise I'll never be able to drink solid foods again.
Jack: I can totally play straight!
Karen: Aw, honey, no one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy... and you did him. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.
Grace: I may have gone a little overboard, but I figure we can afford it because of all the money we're gonna save growing our own food.
Will: Well, you don't eat vegetables, so unless we can grow a Ring-Ding bush I really don't see that happening.
Grace: Why don't you just pop in the shower and help yourself?
Karen: Honey, that was really moving. You know, I think I got a little misty... down there.
Jack: Oh, look, my ride's here, and it's a huff. I believe I'll leave in it.
Zandra: This better be good. You're taking time away from my slow agonizing march toward death.
Will: I come from a broken home and now, thanks to you, I come from a broken gnome.
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