Quotes from Past and Presents
Jack: I was bullied as a child, I went through a lot, but I am proud to say no one ever forced me to do their homework.
Will: That's probably because they never assigned a history paper on the rise of the leg-warmer.
Jack: Yeah, I went to a crappy school.
Grace: You know I'm a good fighter. I once bit a jump-rope in half.
Will: Why?
Grace: What do you mean, why?
Will: Okay, thank you.
Grace: Not today. It's a Jewish thing. You know how we like to stretch out the gifts.
Nathan: Aw, you Jews are great. Except for that circumcision thing.
Grace: I'm going to kick your ass.
Will: I'm not a fighter, okay, I bruise like a summer fruit.
Jack: Well, if you're not gonna do it for yourself, then do it for me. Will, do it for every loser, geek, weakling, homo, ethnic, fatty, smarty, sitting alone under the jungle-gym petrified that they're gonna get beat-up for being different.
Jack: Who are you going after?!
Will: Kevin Wolchek!
Jack: What are you gonna do?!
Will: Beat the crap out of him!
Jack: And what are you gonna wear?!
Will: Jeans! No, khakis!
Will: Let me tell you something, these dukes are your hazard.
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