Quotes from He Shoots, They Snore
Will: It'll be fun. Elliot and I never get to spend any time together. It'll be nice to have the opportunity to get to know him a little before your genetics take over and he turns into a screeching howler monkey.
Nancy: Lindsey threw up bacon on the foul line and then her mom yelled at her because they're Kosher.
Elliot: Cool.
Will: That your girlfriend?
Elliot: Shut up.
Grace: Let's not forget, Jesus was a carpenter, a carpenter who probably answered to an interior designer. Something to think about on your break.
Will: Look, if Nancy's anything like me, and most little Nancies are...
Jack: We were doing inventory and Dorleen let me off early because she said I have the attention span of–that is a fantastic blue.
Jack: What was that about?
Will: I don't know, I think I'm their gay mascot.
Grace: You are the worst assistant on the planet. There are chimp assistants in the Congo who are better than you. Because of you my phones don't answered, my faxes don't get faxed, I'm constantly getting mail for Grain Adloaf... but I put up with it. And do you know why?
Karen: Because I'm pretty?
Will: I got you a big foam finger. Now all you need is a big foam prostate.
Jack: You wanna take this outside?!
Man: Yeah.
Jack: Then go outside!
Grace: I'm the worst thing to happen to interior design since basketball players started making millions of dollars.
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