Quotes from Wedding Balls
Will: No more TV 'til you clean your room.
Grace: You're a mean mom.
Will: I'd just like to hide the fact that we live like rats in a bowling alley.
Bob: I need a woman who can help me.
Will: Well, I'm pretty busy, but I could make...
Bob: No, I mean a woman with, y'know, woman parts.
Karen: A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her tricks.
Jack: Karen, take me to lunch? I'm in the mood for a cobb salad with a side of thousand dollar shopping.
Jack: Gosh, Karen, sometimes I love you so much I could conk you over the head with a coconut and drag you into my fireplace.
Karen: Oh, honey, you're gonna make me pretend to cry.
Will: I think your poodle needs to piddle.
Karen: I did not understand the part where Diane blacked out in the middle of an argument and woke up spooning her maid.
Will: Uh, she didn't, you did.
Karen: Yeah, that makes more sense.
Will: Slow down there, Augustus Gloop, you don't want to get sucked up into the pipe.
Jack: You couldn't go find a real person to hang out with so you get Karen?
Will: So, are you going to take that off willingly or am I going to have to rip it off you like a Benny Hill sketch?
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