Quotes from Fagel Attraction
Gavin: We need more victims like you to get involved.
Will: Hey, this victim is totally willing to get involved.
Grace: That's exactly how his last personal ad read.
Grace: Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "fourgy" does not qualify as group therapy.
Jack: Before it used to be, "world, Jack." Now it's, "Jack, world."
Grace: Hey, Jack-world, how about you move your Jack-feet before I kick your Jack-ass.
Val: You are looking at a totally new me.
Grace: Why? Are you finally working as a team with the people in your head?
Val: Is that your urine or mine?
Gavin: That's a good observation. You'd make a hell of a cop – you're perceptive, intelligent... you got a set of eyes like two inviting pools of chocolate pudding. We look for that on the force.
Will: That guy looks suspicious. He's in a gay bar eating a hot dog without any irony.
Karen: This woman has more talent in her little boy breasts than you have in your whole body.
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