Quotes from Hocus Focus
Fannie: I love fags. Married three of them.
Will: Well... lucky.
Karen: I don't think I can wait any longer for some of the old Jack Daniels!
Jack: Jack Magic.
Karen: Honey, you say potato, I say vodka.
Fannie: Oh, you're Jewish.
Grace: How could you tell that?
Fannie: Cheap underwear.
Fannie: Chest. Chest. Chest! You're not givin' it to me!
Grace: I don't have it to give!
Karen: I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off....
Will: I didn't love it.
Fannie: You just lost a dry hump, buddy.
Jack: Fame, like Toby's new lover, is a rude, ugly, gay guy.
Grace: Look at me. I look all... all puffy and mannish. I'm like Puff the Magic Drag Queen.
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