Quotes from Prison Blues
Will: What did I just say?
Jack: Whosie boysie ho.
Will: I will reach in there myself and get it.
Jack: No, you won't.
Will: No, I won't, but I will slap you like a girl.
Grace: You know, at one point during the night I looked over at you while you were asleep. You looked so innocent and peaceful... it kinda freaked me out.
Rosario: Miss Karen, time to get up.
Karen: Hey, how about bringing the volume down to fog-horn level!
Rosario: Up yours, Count Drunkula.
Jack: Look at her, no inhibitions, raw, naked, open.
Will: I never want to hear those words come out of your mouth again.
Karen: Honey, you scared me. I thought you were my clone but none of them survived.
Will: I haven't done a lot of acting before. Actually, that's not true. For nineteen years I played the role of a heterosexual.
Zandra: My guess is, not very convincingly.
Rosario: She should be punched in the neck.
Karen: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... that's not very lady-like.
Rosario: With an open fist.
Karen: That's my girl!
Grace: You know, if we were at Karen's right now there'd be somebody to do this for me. This place is a dump.
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