Quotes from Loose Lips Sink Relationships


Will to Jack: Have you abandoned the Banana? How unlike you.

Will: It's to you, Karen.
Karen: Gin!
Will: We're playing poker.
Karen: I know what we're playing. I was ordering. Now, come on, momma's dry!

Jack: I made my list once... just for fun. A veritable who's whom of the entertainment industry.
Will: Don't you mean a veritable who's that of the entertainment industry?

Karen: Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true.

Karen: If you need me I'll be in womens' shoes.
Jack: One day I hope to say the same thing.

Grace: So, we're both clean. Wanna get dirty?

Will: Why does she keep looking at me like she's Carnie Wilson and I'm two ounces of chicken?

Grace: Tonight, I'm gonna give him the hottest sex he's had in his life. He's not just going on Space Mountain, he's going on every ride in the park.

Grace: Karen told me he's losing interest.
Nathan: Yeah, well, Karen told me that sex was all I had to offer.
Will: And Karen told me that Christmas celebrates the birth of our lord Cartier!


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