Quotes from Bed, Bath and Beyond


Grace: You know if you listen to pigeons long enough they start to sound like they're saying "loser."

Will: Jack! What the hell are you doing?!
Grace: Oh, please make it stop, shake a can of pennies at it.

Karen: How's Grace?
Will: Bad.
Karen: How bad?
Will: Mariah Carey in "Glitter."

Grace: This should have worked out, Karen.
Karen: Oh, coulda, shoulda, Prada, honey.

Will: I'm worried about Grace, I don't feel like dancing. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm gay. I can worry while I'm dancing.

Karen: I do like your hair like that, honey. What do you call that style?
Grace: Psycho chic. It's the same look Anne Heche had when they picked her up in Fresno.


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