Quotes from Star-Spangled Banter
Jack: Will!
Will: Ah! Don't do that, you're like a gay jack-in-the-box.
Jack: I'm up for the part of male corpse on slab.
Will: I don't know what that means, but "wear a condom" seems like an appropriate response.
Grace: I'm just wondering, what are his positions?
Will: I don't know, I think he's a top.
Jack: Once again, I find myself in the horns of a dilemma.
Will: Once again, the appropriate response seems to be, "Wear a condom."
Jack: Remember, find the love!
Will: What are her positions?
Grace: I don't know, she's Jewish, she probably just lays there.
Mrs. Friedman: Y'know, there's an old Jewish expression, "You're cheap and your husband's gay."
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