Quotes from ...And the Horse He Rode In On
Leo: Maybe I could take you out sometime, y'know, buy you dinner or...
Grace: You're asking me out? Ha hah!
Leo: Laughin' in my face. That's good. No, that's good, guys like that.
Grace: Stop stressing me... or our kid'll end up spending eight hours a day chasing his tail.
Lionel: That delicious scent... I knew it either had to be you or a thousand wild gardenias nestled in a mossy bank of money.
Will: The doctor said the best chance of getting pregnant was being flat on your back with your legs in the air, so c'mon, pretend somebody just paid for dinner.
Grace: That's offensive.
Will: Pretend it was lobster.
Will: Hey, Karen, you seem down. Looks like you could use a shoulder to drink on.
Karen: I felt like, finally, a man who knows how to make a woman feel like a girl, and how to make that girl feel like a slut, and how to make that slut feel like a woman.
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