Quotes from All About Christmas Eve
Jack: Hey, Prancer.
Will: Hey, Vixen. Hey, Blitzed.
Karen: It's gonna be a real old fashioned Christmas. The stockings will be hung by the chimney with care and I'll be stinking drunk.
Jack: Hey, Feliz-navi-dude.
Karen: Hey, you're not Santa Claus. Close though. You got a couple of white hairs sprouting out of your chin and you look like you just came down a chimney.
Grace: We'd make a good team. Your nose is so red you could guide my sleigh tonight.
Grace: All the Jewish doctors have to be on call for Christmas. In other words, all the doctors have to be on call for Christmas.
Will: That was not just B.O. That was B. Oh-my-God!
Karen: Oh, I am full. I cannot drink another bite.
Will: This is a lot like the first Christmas... except we did get a room, none of us are virgins, and instead of the baby Jesus we have a plate of cheeses.
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