Quotes from Field of Queens
Jack: It's beautiful. It's like a butt.
Karen: This is Red, Homo, Homo, and Boy.
Jack: It's like riding a bicycle... only you're naked... and the seat's off.
Will: You can't borrow my bike anymore.
Will: Are you there, God? It's me, Satan.
Will: Everyone was running and kicking and pushing each other over. It's supposed to be gay soccer. Where were the lingering hugs? The affectionate ass pats? The catchy team theme song?
Will: Look at my nose! My whole face is thrown off now. It's completely asymmetrical. I'm like a Picasso, or Shannen Doherty.
Jack: Karen and Milo, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-I-N-G wait.
Kirk: If we can beat this hetero team we may one day achieve our dream of beating the lesbians.
Milo: Who are you?
Grace: Figures you wouldn't remember. Red... of Red, Homo, Homo, and Boy.
Will: I like being carried.
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