Quotes from Fagmalion Part One: Gay it Forward
Will: Dill? That's his best quality, he uses dill? Okay, I'll go out with him.
Julie: Good, you have huge feet too. I like that.
Grace: Yeah, I waited my whole life to develop and those are the only things that grew.
Barry: So, what do we homosexuals drink, Will?
Will: Well, legally we can drink whatever we want. That was established in the Flaming Schnapps Act of 1997.
Julie: Damn, Grace, you're so tense. You're all knots and bones. It's like massaging a frozen turkey.
Will: Why are you in my life, you awful, awful woman?
Jack: So, he's the virgin Barry.
Jack: That's what we do in the community, we gay it forward.
Grace: I don't really have a lot of girlfriends. Well, I do, but they're men.
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