Quotes from Homojo


Karen: I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!

Jack: Kare, during all my struggles, you've constantly been partially there for me. Is there anything I can pretend to do for you now?

Jack: What are you saying? I mean, would I like to spend a few unsupervised hours rummaging through your closet? Does a gay bear have anonymous sex in the woods?

Lorraine: Get. A load. Of me.

Jack: In some circles I'm known as a dancer. Actually, they're not so much circles as cages.

Grace: It's like we've lost our mojo. Or, in our case, our homojo.

Karen: Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe?

Karen: You backstabbing boy bitch! You are never, never to see her again! Do you hear me? You stay away from that London hog or I'll put fish hooks in your nipples and fly you off the Chrysler building! You got that?

Karen: I'm going to take the high road. And not just because I'm high.

Karen: You may have taken my steer, but I'll be damned if you're gonna take my queer!

Will: You don't realize how important cheese is until it's gone!

Grace: You gotta call me if you go off cheese.

Will: Bangs.
Grace: Nancy McKeon.
Will: Yes!


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