Quotes from Women and Children First

Grace: Once he's home, I ain't talkin' to you bitches.

Will: Jack, you charge your acting students money. You have an obligation to show up and make them regret that.

Karen: Hey, bitches, let's get this lady love-in started.

Karen: A hottie grows in Brooklyn.

Grace: She's harmless, really. But, just for fun, lock the door when you go to bathroom.

Grace: If you're playing Whose Husband is Worse with Karen, don't play for money. She's still collecting from Linda Hussein.

Sissy: Jack was a little overactive today. He ate two bowls of Fruit Loops and twirled himself to tears.
Jack: Interesting. Could you tell the fruit to get his loop out here?

Ellen: Y'know, since we had our second baby, I've been wanting to take a fork and stab Rob in the balls with it.

Rosario: Yeah, dress slutty, shut up. That's my motto.

Karen: I got all the way home and realized I forgot my maid. I usually keep an extra under the mat, but....

Karen: I'd like to propose a little toastess for the hostess. Here's to our little girl. You're kind. You buy clothes from stores that otherwise would never be able to sell them. But you know what I think speaks gallons about you? The quality of the women you attract. Honey, look around you, look around. Huh? Perky little pregnant Ellen. Juicy Julie with her jolly jugs. My maid. And me, your best gal pal and ultimate fantasy lay. And we're all here because of you, honey. Grace Adler.
Grace: Oh, God. You know my name.