Quotes from Fagmalion Part Three: Bye, Bye, Beardy

Jack: Delicious. Your ears have never looked better.
Will: Why my ears?
Jack: Learn to take a compliment.

Will: We want him to be cruised in Chelsea but not beat up in Brooklyn.

Jack: Every A-list gay will be there. You know, the creme de la creme of the creme de la femme.

Will: Let me tell you a little secret we try to keep within the community. Gay movies suck. But, until the laws change we're still obligated to go see 'em.

Grace: This one's slitty, this one's slutty, this one's titty, this one's butty.

Grace: Wow. He's hot.
Jack: The final test. Grace finds him attractive. He's gay, all right.

Jack: Though two rights might make a wrong, a rolling butt gathers no moss.

Will: Now I feel all raw and self-conscious, like a... like a stewardess without makeup.

Beverly: What kind of human being would I be if I couldn't wring joy from a dear friend's misery?

Jack: Go keep an eye on Barry, he doesn't understand how predatory some of these guys can be. Oh, excuse me, I see a defenseless queerling that's wandered away from the flock.

Barry: Oh, right. Jack's rule. Never date someone white after Labor Day.