Quotes from Fagmalion Part Four: The Guy Whoe Loved Me

Karen: When I found you you were boxing donkey for money!
Rosario: You pulled me out of business school, you tipsy witch!

Karen: Rosie, I just met the most incredible man.
Rosario: Are you sure you just didn't lean into the doorknob again?

Rosario: Shut your mouth, maid, my jewelry might fall out.

Will: Do you even like him?
Jack: I like how I look when I'm next to him, and he's not as cumbersome as carrying a Pomeranian.
Will: Wow, you've fallen harder than I thought.

Barry: You know the best part about dating men? A lot more slapstick.

Anton: Today, I walk with the pride of a bellman.

Grace: Are you excited about your big date?
Will: Are you kidding? I'm so confident about this that I've already signed us up for couples counseling.

Grace: Jack, he isn't laughing at you, he's just laughing with me at you.

Grace: Karen, are you okay? You haven't been to work in three days, things are really gettin' done, it's freaking me out.

Will: Sure, we've had fantastic dates all week, talked and laughed, had fiesty debates and comfortable silences, fiesty silences and comfortable debates, silently debated the comforts of fiestiness...

Jack: Moo goo gai pan is the food of love.
Will: Really?
Jack: Why do you think there are so many Chinese people?

Karen: I'm not good or real, I'm evil and imaginary.