Quotes from Leo Unwrapped

Jack: Join us. We're living out loud.

Will: I just broke my favorite bookmark.

Will: It's Saturday.
Leo: It can't be. I left on Saturday and I've been on ten planes and a bus and what I'm still convinced was an anti-semitic camel.
Will: Guess that's why they wouldn't give you the kosher meal.

Jack: I just hooked up with the cute ugly guy from the Kiehls counter at Barney's.

Leo: I hope you don't mind, I borrowed your shorty robe, or as the guy in the laundry room called it, my penis ruffle.

Leo: I needed something to wear.
Will: I gave you my clothes.
Leo: Please, your clothes are too tight on you.