Quotes from Dolls and Dolls

Will: Damn it! I fell off my clog!

Will: I love Paula Abdul, and I love that we live in a world that would give a Paula Abdul a second chance.

Will: I've got these nice little pills. Ooh, I better call in a refill.
Grace: Already?
Will: Little secret: if you cheat and take 'em a little closer together you can avoid the pain completely. It's even pretty effective in squashing the lingering ache of having to work so hard for my mother's affection, making it nearly impossible for any man to love me enough to make up for the hole she left in my heart.

Karen: This is the stuff of life. I'm gonna get an STD tonight!

Jack: I know we just met, but as a gay man, I'm oddly drawn to you.
Liz: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Grace: Me too.

Liz: She's really confident for somebody with such small boobs.

Liz: Man, I am so buzzed.
Karen: You wanna French?
Liz: Not right now.
Karen: Okay.