Quotes from May Divorce Be With You

Jack: They don't know I'm gay here.
Cam: I guess that means you haven't spoken or moved.

Jason: You're cool, right?
Will: No, I'm not cool. I'm uptight and moody.

Karen: How would you like to live under my skirt?

Jason: Get yourself a bikini wax, I like a clean workspace.

Cam: Will you do my giant house?