Quotes from 23

Jack: You're so generous. I swear, if you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely go to heaven.
Grace: Thanks, Jack. And if you weren't gay, you'd go there too.

Karen: I gave that man the drunkest years of my life!

Karen: Will. Will.
Will: I'm right here, sweetie.
Karen: No! Will! When can I see the will?!

Karen: Nice outfit for a funeral. If that dress were any shorter I could see your English muffin.
Lorraine: I wouldn't talk. If that dress were any lower, I could see your Yankee doodles.

Lorraine: You're a natty dresser. Are you English?
Will: Oh no, I'm gay.
Lorraine: Well, it's the same thing.
Will: If that weren't true, I'd find it offensive.