Quotes from 24

Lorraine: I may be a gold-digger, a stripper and a whore (nine arrests, no convictions), but I am no thief.

Grace: I'd sleep on the floor and share a bathroom to be with you.
Leo: Sweetie, where we're going, the floor is the bathroom.

Leo: The idea of you doing something selfless is a joke.
Grace: I love that you get me.

Will: That is some lucky flesh-eating virus that gets her.

Lorraine: I knew he couldn't rest in peace without his piece.

Grace: I was just thinkin' about what a schmuck I was. Leo's not gonna cheat on me. I mean, look at me. I'm a friggin' bombshell.
Will: Yes, I believe it was Rita Hayworth who said a woman is only as beautiful as the amount of food she keeps in her teeth.
Grace: I am bombshell. I'm gonna go visit the poop deck, if you know what I mean.

Karen: For a scheming husband-stealing skanky whore, you're good people.

Will: You put the naughty back in nautical.