Quotes from The Kid Stays Out of the Picture
Jack: So, this is fun... fixing stuff... sanding things... workin' up a sweat. Makes me feel like a man. No, seriously, I'd like a man after we're done with this.
Will: Can I ask you something?
Jack: Ooh, serious voice. Let me do my Oprah listening pose.
Will: Jack and I are gonna paint it. Pink if it's a girl, and hot pink if it's a boy.
Jack: And flannel if it's a lesbian.
Karen: Oh, hey, somebody got some flowers, huh. Or as I like to call them, poor people's jewelry.
Grace: The wrapping is so beautiful. There's beads and glitter... add a couple spaghetti straps and a hint of butt crack and it's an Academy Awards gown.
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