Quotes from Humongous Growth


Jack: Pretend to think, pretend to think.
Karen: Pretend to care, pretend to care.

Karen: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jack: I don't know. Are you thinking what it would be like to have Spiderman spray his web on you?

Karen: C'mon on, honey. While we're here let's go pick on a gay kid.
Jack: Hey, I was that gay kid...!
Karen: Shake your skirt, fairy!

Will: Some people are not reliable. You should know this. Some people think they're reliable, but when push comes to shove, when the pressure's on, they prove themselves to be... what?
Kid: Cheese?
Will: Unreliable.

Karen: Kids are dumb.

Grace: Please look, is that throw-up?
Will: Look for yourself, I'm not your vomit-looker.


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