Quotes from It's the Gay Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Grace: Oh, God, two guys are already lining up for the next Star Wars movie. I'm gonna show up in two years and cut right in front of them.
Leo: C'mon! Pumpkins! Outdoors! Fresh air! Let's raise the roof! Too far.
Jack: What you have is a pocket gay.
Will: A pocket gay?
Grace & Karen: A pocket gay?
Jack: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be makin' 'em all that way.
Will: This sucks, riding around in this stupid yellow helmet. It's like I'm on a bike trip with Curious George.
Grace: I know. If this seat goes any further up my ass I'm going to have to take my underwear off with tweezers.
Grace: You know what? I'm makin' a change. From here on, it's a new Grace. And new Grace is gonna be adventurous and outdoorsy, like the girls on Little House on the Prairie but with makeup and sight.
Will: Get off it. There is no new Grace. Nobody changes into something new.
Grace: You're just upset because in that last two minutes I've matured and you haven't.
Jack: You're strong, you're fearless, your boobs are as high as an elephant's eye, and that's why I love you.
Karen: Stanley! That'd better be me you're having sex with!
Grace: There is no new Grace, it's just old Grace with pigtails and lower back pain.
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