Quotes from Dames at Sea

Grace: Can you believe her? I just wish I knew some Voodoo so I could cast a spell on her and turn her into a ferret.

Karen: This morning we swiped their Jet Ski. That's Russian for Jet Ski.

Grace: He spent four days in a tiny holding room at the Guatemala City airport with two missionaries and two people in the missionary position.

Will: How do you tell someone you have a history with that you're just not interested in them romantically? I guess I could start with a plate of soft cheeses.

Karen: The hunter has become the Mexican.

Leo: All I could think about since I left was one of your home-cooked meals. So let's go upstairs and have sex.

Karen: I just saved her life.
Will: Holding a toaster over the bath tub and not dropping it, is not saving her life.