Quotes from Fanilow

Grace: I thought you were feeding the homeless.
Will: Turns out they were just... snackish.

Will: I'm in line for Barry Manilow tickets and I didn't tell you because I knew you'd make fun of me.
Grace: Why would you think that... Mrs. Manilow?

Grace: I'm a naturally curious person who's interested in how things work in the world.
Will: I thought you were a naturally lazy person who didn't care how things happen as long as she didn't have to do them.
Grace: Oh yeah, that's who I am.

Karen: You don't need her or her supermarket makeup.

Grace: Better him than me.

Jack: If I were thirty years older, and you were thirty years younger... and a man.... Wow! Magic fireworks.

Jack: Grace is after me. If you see her, fire a warning shot into her hair.