Quotes from Looking for Mr. Good Enough

Karen: I think actresses and tennis players are a bad match. When Agassi was with Brooke Shields his hair fell out and her show stayed on the air.

Lois: You look fantastic. Have you lost weight?
Grace: Ah, no, actually, I've gained a little.
Lois: Well, obviously I can see that but it's rude to say it, isn't it?

Karen: Grace, the fact that my mama wants to do this without my help gives me a beautiful feeling.
Grace: So does the pill that you take every fifteen minutes labeled "beautiful feeling."

Will: When we're together we get a little crazy, so watch out. But not messy crazy, more like tidy crazy.

Jack: Will, the sweetest thing just happened. The lady on the elevator said we were a cute couple.
Stuart: Well, actually, she said, "Stop making out or the fires of hell will consume you."
Jack: It's an expression, like, "We don't want your kind in our neighborhood," or, "There he is, get him."

Adam: Would it be too intimate if I fed you?
Will: Would it be too intimate if I cried while you did it?

Stuart: this is a lot of fun. You know, she also teaches a master class in baking. We should take that.
Jack: Oh yeah, then we could be master bakers. We could master bake together.

Ann: Okay, that concludes stews and soups for gay men and the occassional straight couple.

Adam: I don't need this. I may be tall, but I still have feelings.