Quotes from Flip-Flop, Part 2

Will: You are now officially in escrow.
Stuart: Isn't that great? Do you remember when gay people weren't allowed to be in escrow?

Lorraine: Who knew Hideki Matsui could hit a baseball farther than me?

Grace: Someone offered the most insane amount of money.
Will: How insane?
Grace: If the money were a person it'd be Courtney Love.

Will: Just out of curiosity, how insane was that offer? Oh my God! That's Courtney Love and Margot Kidder... on a hike with Anne Heche!

Jack: I was there with Stuart in that apartment, and he was talking, and all of a sudden we were old. There were cats and housecoats and CBS and keeping tissues up our sleeves.

Lorraine: I got your limo. I won it back from Hideki Matsui in a secret underground Iron Chef contest.

Stuart: We were starting to feel a little uncomfortable about moving in together so quickly. It seemed a little lesbian of us to fall in love and shack up right away.

Lyle: I can't have the two women that I love most in the world going at it like Italians.
Karen: Oh, don't say it like that. I makes us sound so garlicky.

Lorraine: We're both money-grubbing sex-starved women who are oft-times mistaken for transvestites.
Karen: And if that's not reason enough to build a relationship, I don't know what is.