Quotes from East Side Story

Karen: Stay back, bulldozer, I'm engaged!

Deirdre: Stop looking at him, you're with women now.
Monet: I was just saying hello.
Deirdre: You were gushing.

Deirdre: We don't eat.
Monet: She likes me frail.
Deirdre: Does this story have an ending, Monet?

Deirdre: We're very happy for your success on the West Side, but just so there's no confusion, the East Side is our territory.
Will: What, did you pee at every corner of it?

Karen: The know everything, Will. Because they don't sleep with men their other senses are heightened.

Jack: You're like my favorite medium. Although, personally, you look more like a large.

John Edward: Just because I talk to the dead doesn't mean I can't look good.

Jack: Hey, when I die, you wanna grab dinner?

Grace: Flipping dykes?
Will: Flipping dykes!
Grace: Flippping...
Will: Dykes!
Grace: I thought that was a myth, like the weapons of mass destruction.

Will: I'm not gonna let a couple of Ellen-lovin', Jenny Shimizu calendar-buying, Uggs in the summertime-wearin', lady-lovers scare us off!
Grace: But how can we compete with two hot women? I mean, look at us, we're barely one hot woman.

Rosario: Good save, burger queen.

Karen: I can never forgive you.
Jack: Can I sleep over?
Karen: Yeah, but no pajama bottoms.

Will: I'll ask her what she thinks of my new dust ruffle.
Grace: Great. And then you can show her the scarf you're knitting and give her a list of all the movies that make you cry. Be a guy, you big mo!

Grace: There was a time when I thought about being a lesbian, but it seemed like a lot of extra work.
Deirdre: Well, it is a committment.

Jack: In Native American mythology, the refrigerator is the portal to dead fat people.

Deirdre: I'm tired of dressing to intimidate anyway. I can't wait 'til being lesbian goes out of style again, I can go back to my sweats and loose neck ties.

Deirdre: He's beautiful. He's like a female kd lang.

Grace: That was fun. I kinda liked being a lesbian.
Will: Yeah, me too.