Quotes from Fred Astaire and Ginger Chicken

Jack: You look handsome.
Will: Thank you.
Jack: April fools.
Will: You got me. You are so clever.
Jack: Ha. Thank you.
Will: April fools.

Jack: So, what does Grace think?
Will: Oh, they haven't met yet.
Jack: They haven't met? How do you know if you like him?

Karen: I haven't been on the dance floor since Studio 54. Of course, I'll be a lot more relaxed this time knowin' Liza's not in the coat room poking through my stash.
Jack: Karen needs to learn the Foxtrot so she doesn't embarass herself at her wedding.
Will: Oh, there'll be plenty of time for that when she passes out in the wedding cake.

Karen: Between the Jews on stage and the homos in the audience it was like paying 100 bucks to hang out here.

Karen: So, has Grace met your new fella yet?
Will: Not yet.
Karen: Well, how do you know if you like him?

Will: I want you to give Vince a chance. I really like him.
Grace: How do you know? I haven't met him yet.

Vince: I hear you and your husband live in Brooklyn. I live on Henry Street.
Grace: I only know my street.

Vince: What's in this?
Will: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Vince: I know that's a joke, but could you not say that since I got shot at like two hours ago?

Jack: Some people are born to dance, you were born to drink. If you could cut a rug like you lift a mug I'd have something to work with.

Karen: Every healthy relationship between a gay man and a straight woman has a sell-by date. Do you really want to end up like Will and Grace?

Phyllis: Get lost, doll. You've been re-cast.

Karen: Just the thought of another woman spanking your fruity booty in a platonic fashion sickens me. It sickens me! That heinie's miney.

Will: Oh, sweetie, I had no idea. I feel so stupid, I mean, we've been friends for 20 years. I should have known you were thinking about yourself.
Grace: Yeah, you should've.