Quotes from I Never Cheered for My Father

Will: Are you peeing while I'm talking to you?!

Elliot: You don't care about anything I do. You don't care about basketball and you don't care about skateboarding.
Jack: Well, we both like Vin Diesel movies.
Elliot: Yes, for very different reasons.

Marilyn: You're almost exactly as I imagined you. You're like page 4 in the mid-life crisis catalog.

Will: If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna drink half a bottle of chardonnay, and scrub myself 'til I feel clean again.