Quotes from I Do... Oh, No, You Di-in't

Will: I'm gonna hit the blackjack tables. Yeah, I learned how to play on my last gay cruise. I got pretty good, too. The called me the BJ kid. I hope that was 'cause of the blackjack.

Karen: Can you believe him? Light beer. What's next, non-addictive pain-killers?

Karen: You know I'd do anything for you. Except what I did last night, that was just a one-time thing.

Karen: I don't work here.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I'm sorry. Y'know, you just see a white girl in the bathroom, you assume.

Karen: Can you believe him, wanting me to change my name. I've had that name my entire life!
Jack: Well, Karen, actually Walker was Stan's name. Before that you were Popeil and St. Croix. Your real name's Delaney.
Karen: Oh right, Zany Delaney.

Leo: Karen says that you have all the qualities that she looks for in a man, so I guess you own a bottle opener.
Lyle: Keep it on my belt.

Karen: Your brother sure can kiss.
Lyle: That's nothing. Wait 'til you meet my dad.

Will: Are you drunk?
Leo: Little bit. It's Vegas, baby.
Will: What's the matter with you? Karen's gonna be drunk. You don't pull focus from the bride.

Lyle: I could swim in your bosom for months.

Marion: Oh, Lyle, too bad our father isn't alive to see this.
Lyle: He isn't?
Marion: Oh damn, I knew there was something I was supposed to tell you.

Leo: That's why I've been all weird about seeing Grace, y'know. I miss her so much, I've just got all of this guilt. Don't let the southern accent throw you, there's a lot of Jew under here.

Leo: Thanks, man. I'm really happy I married you and Grace.

Jack: Shrimp?
Beverley: Queer!

Beverley: Not as interesting when it speaks.

Beverley: You know, if you tell my wife, I'm gonna deny this, but for me, Karen Walker will always be the one that got away.
Will: From what?