Quotes from A-Story, Bee-Story

Jack: I've discovered a universe where your egg-headedness is celebrated and your feta-cheese thighs are overlooked. It's the gay spelling bee!

Jack: That would be cheating. It would besmirch the reputation of gay spelling bees organized by drag queens in filthy tranny bars everywhere.

Will: You don't like Will Truman's New York?
Leo: I find it a bit fussy.

Will: C'mon, pass, you... you hot French-Canadian god! Too flowery?
Leo: No, no, drunk, belligerent hockey fans love a gay catcall.

Will: Do you really have to go all the way to Cambodia? Couldn't you just find a Cambodian family in Brooklyn and give them flu shots?

Leo: Grace, you want me to behappy, don't you?
Grace: Not if it affects me negatively in any way.

Karen: Without my help, this could end in a catastra-postraphe.

Will: Grace in Cambodia? She thinks the Khmer Rouge is makeup.

Jack: Got anything written on your freakishly tinier boob?
Karen: It's only smaller when it's scared.