Quotes from Nice in White Satin

Karen: Sorry I'm late, I have to leave early. In fact, I just left, so if you see me come in, tell me I went home.

Karen: Here, my X-ray. Happy?
Will: This is the X-ray of a cat.
Karen: Meow?
Jack: She said the same thing to me when I caught her with a bird in her mouth.

Will: Nothing to be afraid of. Just take a deep breath and hallucinate pleasant thoughts.

Will: I'm her attorney, which makes me a lawyer, which is just as good as a doctor no matter what my parents say.

Will: Oh. Harvard. I went to Columbia. Which is just as good, no matter what my parents say.

Dr. Hershberg: Are you currently taking medication? See attached. This is the catalog from Merck Pharmaceuticals.
Will: And a map of Mexico.

Dr. Hershberg: If she weren't my sister I'd be tappin' that ass big time.

Jack: I enrolled in nursing school. And you know the best part?
Will: You need money?
Jack: I need money!

Will: You afraid they're gonna find some blood in your alcohol?

Will: Ah, look, beach blanket butt crack.

Karen: When I started working in the corporate world of Grace Adler designs I was terrified. Would she like me? Would I be good at my job? And now, look at me, honey, I'm one of the richest women in the world. Yes, there's no connection, but if you pause in the right places and emphasize the right words, it sounds very inspiring.

Jack: Finally, a legitimate reason to wear white hose.