Quotes from Swimming from Cambodia

Grace: That's one good thing about Cambodia. The orphans are little but they can carry a butt-load.
Will: Grace Adler, America's good-will ambassador.

Jack: If Michelle Pfeiffer in "Dangerous Minds" taught us anything, it's that it's so much easier learning from attractive people.

Grace: The Barney's sale is my favorite sale.
Will: I know, there's something about Cameron Diaz rooting through a half-price bin that just says Christmas to me.

Karen: What is better than a cup of hot cocoa after riding your maid in the snow?
Jack: It's surprising how many people are riding their maids on the upper west side.

Jack: I miss my classmates. I was their Barbarino.

Grace: There's a problem with my marriage, and I don't know how to fix it.