Quotes from Strangers with Candice

Karen: That subway was disgusting! It smelled like urine.
Jack: Karen, we took your limo.
Karen: Oh. I've gotta stop drinking those big gulps.

Karen: It's a big deal. A gay man breaking into the ranks of nursing. It's like a butch girl playing softball, you just don't see it every day.

Karen: Honey, you're such a big shot... you're giving me lady wood.

Karen: Jackie, do something. She's the last good thing to happen to the Tiffany network!

Candice: There's two things I've learned in my long career in show business. The first is, don't take yourself too seriously, and the second is, always wear a double layer of underpants when you're doing a bed scene with Jack Nicholson.