Quotes from FYI: I Hurt, Too


Grace: It's like a whole new store opened up in Brooklyn. Adultery Barn.

Karen: Those Ukranian boys sure know how to use every wall of an elevator.

Will: He's not a person, he's not like Mr. Peanut.
Jack: Ah, Mr. Peanut isn't a person, Will.
Karen: He's a legume.

Jennifer Lopez: So, Karen, how's married life treating you?
Karen: Well, it lasted 20 minutes.
Jennifer Lopez: Oh. And that's short, right?

Jack: She loves me. We even made a movie together when she was asleep.

Will: She wants you to go, dude.
Leo: Dude?
Will: I get really straight when I'm angry.

Grace: Guys were just sniffing around me like they were dogs and I was an open can of puppy chow.

Grace: I don't owe you anything. Get out.

Karen: I haven't seen this many immigrants since the Mauritania pulled into Ellis Island.

Jennifer Lopez: Y'know, my grandfather came through Ellis Island. They shortened his name from Lopezowitz. All the crap they write about me, and that they miss. Oy gevalt.

Grace: It is like a first date. The last person you slept with wasn't me.

Leo: Peking Duck looks good, and it's not a metaphor for anything.

Karen: Oh, honey... you're a complete moron.

Will: Grace?
Grace: I just couldn't... it's over.


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