Quotes from Christmas Break

Rosario: Miss Karen, we have a little visitor.
Karen: God's sake, I'm not your mother, you know where the tampons are.

Will: Oh, you animal, you clumsy animal!

Will: You know what your problem is? Jewish guilt. It gets you every time! You know how many Jewish serial killers there are? Not many, because they kill once, then they feel too guilty to kill again.

Rosario: Oh, Miss Karen, can I stop for a minute, my back is hurting.
Karen: Keep going, I didn't hear anything snap.
Rosario: This year I'm making your figgy pudding with rat poison and Ajax.
Karen: But no raisins!

Grace: So, that's it, I just let Skippy hang for my crime? Ah, she's German, we'll just call it even.

Olivia: You're embarassing me. And that's hard to do, I was dropped off at school by a 700-pound man.

Jack: Wow, that was just like The O.C.... only without 25-year-old teenagers and 35-year-old parents.

Karen: You have his eyes, you know... except yours aren't on the sides of your head.

Marilyn: It's easier for you, you're cold like your father. I'm much too warm.