Quotes from The Birds and the Bees


Grace: If I have sex with him it'll be on your head.
Will: Fine, I'll go. That image was so disturbing I have to go wash my hair.

Grace: I don't need you now. It's going well, but it's not going so well that I'm in danger of throwing myself at him, but it's going well enough that I still want to be alone with him. When I'm just at the point where it might be going TOO well, when I really wanna throw myself at him, which is exactly when I don't wanna throw myself at him, THAT's when I'm gonna need you.
Will: I hate that I completely understood what you just said.

Grace: You have the best table in the restaurant.
Will: Yes, if you enjoy dining on the sun. Look at me, Grace, my back is sweating so much my underwear is like a bucket.


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