Quotes from Sour Balls

Will: I forgot that Jack and I are playing hag swap.

Will: You do realize you can't buy a house with box tops and enthusiasm.

Karen: Okay, I guess I'll ask the obvious question: since when are gays allowed to own property?
Will: Since we were set free and given forty acres and some Prada mules.

Will: Really, this is an up-and-coming gay hotspot?
Jack: Oh, please. This place is so gay the town bird is a condom.

Will: We've discovered the new gay getaway! It's like Key West before the first frozen drink washed ashore.

Grace: Okay, Karen, for the last time, wine is not juice... and a leather whip is not a jump rope.
Karen: Made you jump.

Jack: It's townspeople. It looks like the cast of Roseanne.

Will: Wait, you... you want us to be gay?
Townsperson: When the gays come the property values shoot up, and they fill the place with cute restaurants and adorable shops.
Will: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but, um.... Good news, small town families, we are gay!

Karen: This is so delicious, it's got to be fattening.

Will: We're not the kind of gays you want. We're not pioneers, we're lazy gays. The lazy, hazy, crazy gays of summer.