Quotes from Back Up, Dancer

Grace: Why are you wearing that? So that even people in your dreams know you're gay?
Will: Hey, all day long my calves are suffocated by pants! Night time is... is their time.

Karen: I've gotta find the ladies room. It's true what they say, you don't buy tequila, you rent it.

Artemus: You must be the newbie.
Jack: If that means, do I shave down there... yes.

Artemus: You're goin' down, newbie!
Jack: Actually, I'm lettin' it grow out.

Karen: We met at the Space Needle; unquestionably our country's greatest needle.

Will: I'm having lunch with my gay cop boyfriend's homophobic lieutenant. I know I've used that excuse like a hundred times, but this time I really mean it.

Karen: That's right, Jackie. We're back together.
Artemus: Like a Sicilian woman's eyebrows, we cannot be kept apart.

Vince: I'm stuck in there listening to him talk about how he's learning to love his mulatto bastard grandchild.

Artemus: If anybody finds a pin, I think it came out of my knee.

Vince: I was chasin' a suspect past your building so I thought I'd come up. I got some anger I need to express. I was afraid if I took it out on the suspect they'd suspend me again.

Will: When you date Will, you kinda date Will and Grace.
Grace: It's true.
Vince: That's a buncha crap.

Vince: That's a nice dress.
Grace: Vera Wang.
Vince: Do I look like I became gay yesterday?