Quotes from It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World

Grace: She's getting two things removed and one thing added on... I didn't ask for details.

Martin: How could I forget Karen? She arm-wrestled me for beers and then stole my heart medication.
Karen: That was a good buzz. I talked to Jesus.

Martin: So?
Grace: So.
Karen: Heh heh heh.... It's funny 'cause it's awkward.

Burt: How you doin', darlin'? Burt Wolfe, semi-retired.
Karen: Karen Walker. Semi-hard.

Martin: Do you know that I slept better in a fox-hole in Korea under two feet of water than I do sleeping next to your mother?
Grace: That's because you knew the enemy wasn't gonna attack you with a Sondheim medley.

Grace: He's creepy and weird.
Karen: Honey, how can you say that? And after all the lovely things he said about you when he was watching you with binoculars from his home office.
Grace: Aw, he did?

Jack: Are you mad? You're mad. You're mood mole is gettin' darker.
Will: Well, it should be a light blue, 'cause I'm fine. Although, if it ever turns light blue, it's probably time for a biopsy.