Quotes from From Queer to Eternity

Grace: I haven't made any of the major decisions. I mean, who will I give my things to? What will happen to my business? Where will I be buried?
Will: Well, your business will go under, your things are my things, so I'll just take them back, and I always figured I'd have you stuffed and keep you by the front door to prop up umbrellas.

Wendell: Now, you see what you've done, you've broken the cardinal rule of acting: you've confused the hot guy.
Joanne: I thought the cardinal rule of acting was when I see you with your wife I act like we're not sleeping together.

Grace: I heard he was a wonderful dog.
Marilyn: Oh, he was a character, that one. He was just 25 pounds full of love. Unless you weren't white, then watch out.

Jack: He won't give it up. He's clinging to it like he's Kirstie Alley and the class is a shred of dignity.