Quotes from One Gay at a Time

Jack: You read funny, Will. Your lips don't move.
Will: Yeah, you'll notice I don't have to sound ot the words, either.
Jack: I don't think you're really reading.

Will: I'll have you know that Jane magazine is the thinking man's Seventeen.

Grace: Val, why the hell would you do that to someone?
Val: The same reason I pretend to push people in front of the subway, 'cause it's funny.

Jack: Nudity!

Karen: Damnit, woman! After my body accepts your liver I am through with you!

Grace: I've been going to AA meetings.
Karen: Grace, how could you? AA goes against everything that I believe to be good and pure in this world.

Grace: It's just such a sweet deal. Free therapy and free food? I mean, for Jews it's like hittin' the lottery.

Will: Something's up. You're rambling, you're chirpy, you're looking for booze in the middle of the day. If you were picking me up from school naked under a mink this would be my childhood.

Karen: The first step is admitting that you don't have a problem.

Val: She's a horrible horrible drunk.
Karen: The only thing that's horrible about Grace is her hair and her clothes.
Val: I know, it's like there's no safe place to rest your eyes.

Val: Except the things you cannot change, bitch!
Karen: Time to pay the corkage fee, crazy.