Quotes from Company

Will: What's wrong with you?
Grace: What's wrong with me? You were the one who's being all nice to a stranger, fool!

Jack: I love it. When Hubert says, "Let me be your eyes," I sobbed like a little boy who wished he was a little girl.

Rosario: I'm not your mule.
Karen: Oh yeah? Then why'd you eat that apple off my palm this morning?
Rosario: I knew that would come back to bite me on my ass.

Jack: Cher is my fairy godmother. Well, godmother to all fairies.

Jack: It's hard ot keep a straight face at a gay network.

Jack: Maybe I should quit, Karen. I don't think I have what it takes to climb over all these bottoms to get to the top.

Ned: What? You haven't abused me enough, you've come back to kick me in the testicles?