Quotes from Key Party

Grace: Your boyfriend has been in the shower for 20 minutes. Of all the cops you could have dated you hook up with dirty Mary.
Will: Grace, he's a gay Catholic, he may never feel clean.

Will: What kind of monsters give a 10-year-old boy a baseball mitt when what he asked for was an autographed 8x10 of Chita Rivera?

Vince: Look how nice my hair looks. And now I gotta put a hat on? I swear, if this blue didn't make my eyes pop I'd be in sales.

Vince: Grace, I think I know what my boyfriend likes, we've been going out for six months.
Grace: I known him for like 20 years. We've had phone calls that lasted six months.
Vince: Well, I'm in a committed relationship with him.
Grace: So am I.
Vince: I shave his ears.
Grace: I shaved his legs.
Vince: I've seen the man naked, Grace.
Grace: I'm seen him naked and crying.
Vince: Ya know what? I've slept with him.
Grace: Okay, look, if I didn't turn him gay, we wouldn't be having this conversation, so I win.

Grace: It has to be really good, not some cheap key.
Vince: I'm gonna put it on a nice key chain.
Grace: Oh, that's great. Everyone loves a one-dollar thing hanging off a ten-dollar thing.

Vince: You might have made him gay, but I made him good at it.

Jack: Ah, what do we have here? One Jack, three queens and a old maid. I don't know what game we're playin', but deal me in.
Will: Well, the clown's here, it's officially a party.

Karen: Lord, all these gays in one room. Grace, you must be in hag heaven.

Will: Don't try faking crying with us.
Vince: Yeah, that only works on straight guys.