Quotes from The Newlydreads

Will: Oy, the gym is so far. It's such a schlep.
Grace: You go, goyim.
Will: I figured since you're practically a gay man, I should become a little Jewish.

Grace: It's good to be back. Adler and Walker, Walker and Adler.
Karen: Honey, don't say your name next to mine, it makes mine sound Jewy.
Grace: Well, yours makes mine sound drunk.
Karen: Wow. Right in the nuts.

Grace: Give me one of the dog pills.
Karen: Better take two. One just makes you stop biting yourself.

Jack: While we're here, can we check out lesbian erotica. I'm still trying to figure exactly what it is they do.
Will: I imagine it's like bumper cars.

Grace: For you do all this you must have missed some pretty important blackouts.

Jack: Well, look who it is, the worst thing to happen to gay culture since straight guys started dressing gay.